Part One: North Malta
The character and diversity of Malta is so massive that it’s difficult to believe you are on an island the size of the Isle of Wight. The weird and wonderful routes that buses take and the tendency of islanders to massively overestimate distances also help to artificially increase the feeling of size. Considering the nation’s tiny scale, it’s incredibly hard to describe it in only a few words, and I mean that as a great compliment.
The scale of Valletta’s majesty can rival any great European capital city, while the clubs and bars just a few miles away in St Julian’s can match the party capitals. Meanwhile, Mdina offers visitors the chance to lose themselves in history and Bugibba to the north brings them right back up to date with all the offerings of a modern holiday resort.
Where to Go in Northern Malta
Buggiba
Perched between ancient salt pans to the east and one of Malta’s many natural harbours to the west, Buggiba, or St Paul’s Bay, is arguably Malta’s leading family holiday resort. It’s a great place for eating, drinking, keeping the kids entertained and people-watching.
Special mention goes to La Sorpresa restaurant on Tourist Street, a beautiful Maltese-Italian fusion place that serves truly spectacular focaccia.
The town’s seafront square plays host to classical music and a range of other events. For those who need more than a view over the sea, there is the National Aquarium on the town’s northernmost outcrop. Most of all though, the town is a great base for exploring Malta. Halfway between Valetta and the nation’s second island of Gozo, boat trips can be had along the beautiful waterways to either from 20-25 Euro.
Gozo
To the north of Malta’s main island, Gozo is a seductive place of peace and tradition that is worth a portion
of anyone’s Maltese holiday. Get there by bus then ferry from Cirkewwa to Mgarr for those on a budget, or by boat from Bugibba, Sliema and Valetta – the more luxurious and less time-consuming option. From there, you can access most of the island by standard bus, tour bus or by rented vehicle, all of which can be got straight from the Mgarr terminal.
The island is less than 15km from end to end and is watched over by the Citadella de Victoria, a great day out in itself with a castle, prison, folklore museum and high-tech archaeology exhibit to explore. The island has a much more laid-back and traditional feel than its big sister, but there’s still plenty to explore, including some beautiful beaches and coastal walks. Food-wise, dairy products are what the island is known for – primarily its synonymous cheese, and the salad based on it. I tried one of these salads while visiting, so I can say with authority that it should be approached with care – it’s strong stuff.
For history lovers, the famous Ggantija Temples – some of the oldest monuments in the world – are a must and the Ta’Pinu basilica is a beautiful church with an unrivaled view.
Comino
It’s easy to see the historic attraction of Comino – a remote lunar landscape of an island set in the aquamarine blue of the Mediterranean between Gozo and Malta proper. For those who happened upon it for a swim in the past, it must have been abstract, tranquil and beautiful. When I visited I could see the reflection of that perfection in the renowned Blue Lagoon, but only remotely.
Today, when the only option for those who can’t afford a personal yacht is piling off tourist boats with thousands of others and weaving their way through salesmen touting a dozen different kinds of rubbish to find a square foot of precious space on the rock, it’s not such a special experience. Blue Lagoon may be good for families with young water-babies, sun-seekers and those who like crowded beaches (?) but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Mosta
In Malta, host of a crusade, location of a thousand churches and subject of a legendary World War 2 story of national “heroism and devotion”, it’s surprising how often religion and warfare go side-by-side, with one story overlapping the other. Mosta is known for both of these things: it’s 17th century church and its massive rotunda is recognised worldwide as an outstanding example of neoclassical architecture. Its catacombs meanwhile were converted into bomb shelters during the Second World War – important for the most bombed country in the world (by area). The underground tracts of darkness speak eerily of threats both ancient and modern.
St Julian’s and Paceville
The nightlife capital of Malta. The clubs to be found here run right from grungy, sticky-floored dives to elite terrace bars – there’s even the only rock club in Malta. This place more than any other shows how Malta is a little island with big aspirations. The casinos, high-class hotels and malls make up an atmosphere that would fit more in the metropolitan vastness of New York or London than in a town less than a mile from end to end.
Look out for Malta’s own mega-brand – Hugo’s – which owns everything from burger bars to casinos to hotels in the town.
What to taste in Malta
A hub of trade for millennia, Malta’s cuisine is incredibly diverse, mixing Italian, English, Arabic and dozens of other cuisines.
- Rabbit is as much of a staple in Malta as beef is in the UK, thanks mainly to the rugged, warm environment, and just like beef, it is often served beautifully in stews or as fillets.
- Pastizzis are Malta’s pasties – cheap, fast-food for workers, shoppers and other busy lunchers. They’re unique (and oily) and you can’t say you’ve tasted Malta until you’ve eaten one.
- Ice cream – Like in Italy, ice cream is an art in Malta and the results are there to taste in almost every town. Amorino, on Valletta’s main Republic Street is the best though, creating beautiful roses from the delicious flavours you choose.
- November bones – Only available for the month after Halloween, these slightly disturbing traditional pastries have a short crust with marzipan ‘marrow’ and white icing to give that delicious undead finish.
- Beef olives – Some of the most delicious olives anywhere.
- La Sorpresa’s focaccia.
- Gozitan cheese. Yes, Malta even has its own gourmet regions, and Gozo is the place for dairy products. Gozitan cheese is powerful stuff!! Somewhere between feta and parmesan, it can take the place of both and it (literally) forms the centrepiece of a Gozitan salad, together with Maltese sausage.
- Maltese sausage – I’m including this fatty sausage mainly because it’s an important Maltese food seen in the salad above. It helps you understand how Maltese knight Bosredon Ransijat felt during the Maltese blockade when he said “Apart from donkeys, mules and horses, which we continue to eat as before, we have now also eaten most of the dogs and cats as well as a good number of large rats”
To be continued…